Funny SMS

• swallow the whole fruit. One looser was swallowing a pineapple with bleeding mouth and laughing, asked why, he told there is a fellow waiting with Jack fruit and if he loses?

• Small monkey on a lone pole surrounded by jackals, how will escape?
  You don't know?

If this big monkey don't know,how the small monkey will know?

• Pal 1: Quick, am in a quiz competition,
  How many wheel have a three wheelar?

Pal 2: 3

Pal 1: Stupid, I asked for steering wheel?

Angry man: I am married to a monkey.

Friend: Then your son must be a real monkey!

A.Man: Why?

Friend: Just now your wife passed this way and said to me that she got married to a monkey